Conversations

C(colleague): "Did you see the crib and the christmas tree in the reception? "

me: "Yes, fleetingly ....."

C: "Fleetingly, ,fleetingly ! I didn't know people actually used that in a conversation, . That's quite an achievement. "

O K...

And then there was this conversation on Gtalk with a choothiah mistake that happened in my life:

S: how can you not think of me when you got such good stuff at home ?

<'good stuff' refers to Bailey's Irish Cream.>

me: oh its very easy

S: oooooh...someone is snapping

me: oooooh someone thinks i'm snapping

S: aaaah
i think you need some love

Asshole, who does he think he is?

I don't know, maybe I shouldn't take it so badly. But I just despise the fact that someone whose notion of love is so warped that he's had close to 5 'serious' relationships over the course of the last year, all of which he claimed were ' this is the one, this one I'm holding on to, this IS the one' - has the nerve to tell me that I need love.

I wished I could have come back with some really snappy, cooool come-back to that line. But nope, I just said some vague shit and after five minutes, blocked him from my list.

What should I have said? 'I don't need no such love, honey. I'm happy where I am now'
or 'You can take your m-f***ing advice and shove it up your b****chooth ass.
or as M suggested 'Love is over-rated'.

I know that after 2 days I'll suddenly think of some far out , totally chilled out, super cool line.. .